What is the definition of Asked Infection?

Ah, "asked infection" - a term that's as absurd as a cat asking for a sandwich on a battlefield. It's when someone, in their quest for some information or a thrilling anecdote, unwittingly spreads the germs of curiosity. It's like asking a germ if it wants a slice of your life and getting the creepy-crawly answer back.

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Here's a chilling example sentence: "The detective asked if the missing cookie had a 'germs of curiosity' infection, and the suspect just shook his head and said, 'No, but I think my cat's got a case of the cookie's own personal infection.'"